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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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