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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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