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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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