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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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