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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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