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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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