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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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