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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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