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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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