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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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