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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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