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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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