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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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