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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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