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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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