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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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