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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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