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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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