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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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