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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Snort eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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