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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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