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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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