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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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