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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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