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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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