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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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