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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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