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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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