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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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