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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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