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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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