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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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