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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pennywise eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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