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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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