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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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