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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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