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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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