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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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