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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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