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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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