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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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