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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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