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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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