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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Stella eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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