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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Oscar eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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