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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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