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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Thor eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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