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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Jelly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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