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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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