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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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