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Pet death

My step-auntie Trudy had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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